The Doubleclicks

The Mysterys Gone Ukulele Chords

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The day that I found Twitter was the day I fell in love 
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It had so many brilliant thoughts that made me say, "Me, too!" 
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And you had conversations with the people I respect 
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The best celebrities re-tweeted you 

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The first time that I saw your site, my jaw dropped to the floor 
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I thought I was the only one who still liked MST 
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You're cooler than anyone in my town or in my state 
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We were online BFFs and everything was great 

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But then I met you in real life, and now the mystery's gone 
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And I don't want to have your babies anymore 
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In real life you are just as lame as everybody else 
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And we can never get back     to how it was before 

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Your real voice doesn't sound much like your podcast 
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And it's clear now you calculate your photo angles well 
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More than that you're awkward, and frankly, you're kind of mean 
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But through the Internet I couldn't tell 

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In real life you don't have any new jokes 
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And when you talk about the 'net, it just seems kinda lame 
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In real life you spend most of your time looking at your phone 
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I mean so do I, but at least I feel some shame 

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Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone 
            C                           F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore 
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In real life you are just as lame as everybody else 
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And we can never get back     to how it was before 

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   Real Life disappointed me
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  Like raisins in an oatmeal cookie 
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  Like an airplane I thought was a shooting star 
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Thinking it's a parking spot,  but there's a smart car 

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    Bb                                 F
Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone 
            C                           F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore 
   Bb                                F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else 
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And we can never get back     to how it was before