The Doubleclicks

Oh Mr Darcy Chords

G
When I was first learning of love as a teenager
D
One source gave me all my ideas and theories
Am
Jane Austen's masterpiece work, Pride and Prejudice
C
Or actually, the 1995 BBC mini-series

G
Oh that Mr. Darcy, so gruff and so distant
D
With a sensitive spirit just waiting to shine
Am
There's a good reason that women love jerks
C
It seems like a fantastic idea at the time

G
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Darcy
D
Oh, oh, oh, Colin Firth
Am
You're tall, dark, and handsome; you're charming and wonderful
C
No other men are worth half what you're worth

G
When I was 19 I traveled to Europe
D
To study and learn and go clubbing and drink
Am
There was a cute boy in my history lessons
C
Who hailed from near London and mostly ignored me

G
So, of course, I fell for him and his charming voice
D
His detachment and rudeness got me in a snap
Am
He finally noticed me at the end of semester
C
Took me on one date and treated me like crap

G
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Darcy
D
Oh, oh, oh, Colin Firth
Am
You wily old bastard, you wonderful specimen
C
You've messed up the hearts of young girls 'round the earth

G
If you meet a gentleman hailing from England
D
Don't be so impressed; hold on to your heart
Am
Just because a guy has a British accent
C
Does not mean he's witty or decent or smart

G
If a boy treats you with tasteful indifference
D
If he is handsome, but bristly and cold
Am
Don't be intrigued just because he's ignoring you
C
Not every asshole has a heart of gold

G
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Darcy
D
Oh, oh, oh, Colin Firth
Am
You wily old bastard, you wonderful specimen
C
You've messed up the hearts of young girls 'round the earth

G
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Darcy
D
Oh, oh, oh, Colin Firth
Am
You're tall, dark, and handsome; you're charming and wonderful
C
No other men are worth half what you're worth