Rodney Carrington

Married To My Pickup Truck Ukulele Chords

Rodney Carrington - Pickup Truck


Intro: G C D G (listen to the song to get this right)

F                          F
I'm getting married to my pickup truck
G                           F
It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck
F                   F
It doesn't shop at fancy stores
          G
Or have a lawyer, or want a divorce
F                    F             
it doesn't care if I stay out late
G                         F
It doesn't bitch about the money I make
                     F                     G
We'll be together till the end 

It won't sleep with my best friend


F                  G
I'm gonna get down on one knee, 
F                        G
And ask my truck if it'll marry me
F                  G
I'll never drive another car, 
F                        G
We'll honeymoon at the titty bar


F                   F
I'm gonna have the time of my life
       G                                    
The exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife
F                        F
You think I'm crazy but listen to this 
        G
I can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed, no
F                    F
Wedding ring won't cost me a buck, 
      G                                        F
when I'm getting married to my pickup, pickup truck



Tabbed by ReZ for Ultimate-Guitar.com 2008