Mr. T. Experience

Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend

I still haven't found a girlfriend,
though i've tried a lot.
so, can you help me please, 
it's tougher than i thought. 
The odds are pretty good,
but the goods are pretty odd.
though at this point, 
i'll take anything you've got. 
I see this all the time,
nice girls in love with jerks,
what could they be thinking?
tell me how it works.
If i got some problems,
well i wouldn't be the first.
but the ones i have in mind are even worse.
And even hitler had a girlfriend,
who he could always call,
that would always be there for him
in spite of all his faults
he was the worst guy ever.
reviled and despised, 
even hitler had a girlfriend
so why can't i?
why can't i?
Life is full of contradictions
hard to understand
and for every happy woman,
there's a lonely man
Nixon had his puppy. 
charles manson had his clan
god forbid that i get a girlfriend.
Even hitler had a girlfriend
who he could call his own,
to sweeten days of bitterness,
and feeling all alone
I'm not as bad as hitler, 
but that doesn't mean a thing, 
since they'd rather be with hitler, more than me
i don't see, why they'd rather be with hitler,
more than me.