James Kochalka

Bad Astronaut Ukulele Chords

      C
I'm requesting information
              G      F
On the status of our ship
    C
The computer is malfunctioning
           G      F
It's got a faulty chip
           C                         G    F
We've been stranded in space for thirteen days
    C                              G   F
And everyone's unconscious, except for me
          C
I've been pulling up the lady's shirts
            G        F
And lookin' at their tits
    C
And takin' off their panties
                G     F
And puttin' 'em on my head
  C                     G     F
I took a piss in the captains bed
         C                             G   F
And when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for it


      F        C
I'm a bad astronaut
F            C
Naughty astronaut
F              C
Thinking dirty thoughts
      F                  C
And I think them quite a lot
      G        D
I'm a bad astronaut
G       D
Naughty astronaut
G              D
Thinking dirty thoughts
F                      C
And I hope I don't get caught


I'm requesting information
                    G    F
But the request has been denied
          C               
Earth has radioed an order
            G      F
To our fail-safe device
    C                            G      F
The automatic pilot has been set to collide
         C                           G        F           
With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive
       C                       G    F
But to tell the truth, I don't even mind
   C                         G     F
In fact, I'm having the time of my life
          C                             G         F
I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind
      C                          G     F      
Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds


      F        C
I'm a bad astronaut
F            C
Naughty astronaut
F              C
Thinking dirty thoughts
      F                  C
And I think them quite a lot
      G        D
I'm a bad astronaut
G       D
Naughty astronaut
G              D
Thinking dirty thoughts
F                      C
And I think I just got caught