Bo Burnham

Men And Women Ukulele Chords

Bo Burnham- Men and Women

**RWJ TAB***

***CAPO 5th Fret***

Intro: C F C G


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men and women

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men are like vows,      cause they are easily broken

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women are like cows,      cause they both have vaginas

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men are like muzzles ya,   cause they will try to shut you up

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women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote 

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puzzles still dont

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a man is an eagle a women is a dove

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women can fake orgasms but men can fake love

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women are like fingers and toes,    cause there easy to count on

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men are like ravens and crows,   cause they hate using condoms

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women are like yatzees,       cause i rarely get them

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and men are like nazis,        cause they both caused the holocaust

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male stippers always look like there applying lotion

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for every dollar that a man makes a woman makes seventy cents that doesnt make since

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thats not fair the mans only left with thirty 

C F C G C F C G

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Men and Women, its black and white with an area of grey for hermaphrodite 


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male stippers always look like there applying lotion

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and female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen



Outro: C C C G C