Billy Connolly
Evil Scotsman (ver 2) Chords
G G4 G G4 If you're looking for trouble, you're in the right place G G4 G Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face G G4 G G4 I'm a mean mother-fucker, I was born that way G G4 G And just because I wear a skirt, don't think I'm fucking gay... F C G G4 Cos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jimmy is my name F C D G G4 I'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and causing pain is my game... G G4 G G4 Now if you're a woman, married or not G G4 G I'll take all your kit off, and I'll dive in your mott G G4 G G4 I'll take your legs, and spread them wide G G4 G And then I'll put a wet-suit on and shag you from inside... F C G I'm an evil scotsman, and my name is Jock F C D G And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10 inch cock F C G Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman and my name is Jock F C D G I've got one hand in my pocket and I'm playing with my 10 inch cock G G4 G G4 I don't care where you come from, if you're big or you're small G G4 G I've fought the best, and I've beat them all G G4 G G4 If you're English or Irish, you wont have to die G G4 G But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye... F C G I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jock is my name F C D G If you don't like the rules don't play the fucking game F C G Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my name is Jock F C D G And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10 inch cock G G4 Fuckers Wankers Knob-Ends