Kacey Musgraves

Five Finger Discount Ukulele Chords

CAPO 5

  F
I know you stole my panties
            F                F
'Cause I've got the matching bra
   F
My girlfriend said she saw you out
        G
With my favorite red dress on
Am                G
She said you were dancing in my
F                F
Black snake skin flats
D
Acting like a stripper and you
G
Didn't even match

           F               F
You want a five finger discount
    G                  Am
But nothing in life is free
               F               F
How 'bout you work hard for you want
           G
Instead of lifting it from me
        Am
If it'd help just a little
     G
I'll give you the middle
    F                F
And help you cut the cost
                  F               F
Can't give you a five finger discount
           G                Am  -   G 
But here's twenty percent off

  F
I can't believe what you've done to me
      F                 F
After letting you in my house
F
Who knew you were casing the joint
      G
While sleeping on my couch
    Am                  G
I'm sure you'll find forgiveness
         F           F
Yeah, I'm willing to bet
                 D
'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace
G
Hanging 'round your neck

           F               F
You want a five finger discount
    G                  Am
But nothing in life is free
               F               F
How 'bout you work hard for you want
           G
Instead of lifting it from me
        Am
If it'd help just a little
     G
I'll give you the middle
    F                F
And help you cut the cost
                  F               F
Can't give you a five finger discount
           G                Am  -   G 
But here's twenty percent off

    G - stop
The cops ain't gonna help me
     G - stop
This town is pretty small
     G - stop
I'm gonna find out when I find you
     G - stop
That pretty girls can brawl
           F               F
You want a five finger discount
    G                  Am
But nothing in life is free
         F                F
Well you better hope that karma ain't
  G
A bigger bitch than me
        Am
If it'd help just a little
     G
I'll give you the middle
    F                F
And help you cut the cost
                  F               F
Can't give you a five finger discount
           G                Am 
But here's twenty percent off
                  F               F
Can't give you a five finger discount
           G                F
But here's twenty percent off